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Polish PR
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Postby Polish PR » Sat Mar 20, 2021 5:16 pm

Monkey 2275 died due to the lethal VAE, after he vaccinated against COVID-19.
Our nation is Poland, but there was a great Nazbol revolution, which overthrew the PZPR and freed Poland from USSR, in 1993. The Iron Curtain still exists, but it has changed its borders.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:13 pm

Monkey 2274 got launched from a cannon on the roof of a tall building.
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Ilthenia
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Postby Ilthenia » Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:13 pm

Monkey 2273, impaled at the crown of a tree
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Postby Old Zealand Founder » Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:32 pm

Ilthenia wrote:Monkey 2273, impaled at the crown of a tree

Monkey 2272 held his breath till he was blue
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Postby Ziroxeut » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:50 pm

Monkey 2271 brought up the TikTok incident of Monkey 5018.
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Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:54 pm

Monkey 2270 saw a funny youtube video and forgot to eat
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North Cromch
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Postby North Cromch » Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:44 am

Monkey 2269 did not realise that this. IS. SPAAAAARRRRTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:01 am

Monkey 2268 insulted the King of England.

The year was 1761.
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Postby Piste-Land » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:57 am

Monkey 2267 got OooOOOoOo'd on Drawception.
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:24 pm

Piste-Land wrote:Monkey 2267 got OooOOOoOo'd on Drawception.

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Postby Romextly » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:25 pm

Piste-Land wrote:Monkey 2267 got OooOOOoOo'd on Drawception.

Monkey 2266 misquoted Hamlet in front of drunken Alastair
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Pronentia
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Postby Pronentia » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:31 pm

Monkey 2265 got kneed in the balls by Captain Kirk and sucked into the vacuum of space.
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:33 pm

Romextly wrote:
Piste-Land wrote:Monkey 2267 got OooOOOoOo'd on Drawception.

Monkey 2266 misquoted Hamlet in front of drunken Alastair

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Postby Arvenia » Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:35 pm

Monkey 2263 died from food poisoning after eating a rotten banana.
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Postby Imperial Rifta » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:35 pm

Monkey 2262 ate the same banana as Monkey 2263. They both suffered the same fate.
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The Soylent Green Party
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Postby The Soylent Green Party » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:56 pm

Monkey 2261 slipped on the banana peel of the poisoned banana that killed monkey 2263 and 2262. He died of a broken neck.
Rember, you are what you eat!
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Kazumazu
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Postby Kazumazu » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:48 pm

Monkey 2260 tripped over the body of monkey 2661 and fell down the stairs. He also died of a broken neck.
Here I sit drinking my tea, watching,
as civilization falls into the sea.

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Ilthenia
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Postby Ilthenia » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:52 pm

Monkey 2259 simply ran right out of time.
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North Cromch
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Postby North Cromch » Sat Mar 27, 2021 5:37 am

Monkey 2258 thought he was going to die in 1957. He was tricked by a lethal newspaper with a gun.
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North Cromch
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Postby North Cromch » Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:53 am

/bump
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Postby Arvenia » Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:14 am

North Cromch wrote:/bump

Monkey 2257 was killed by Monkey 2256 for bumping.
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Postby Kazumazu » Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:15 am

Monkey 2256 was then ran over by a semi.
Here I sit drinking my tea, watching,
as civilization falls into the sea.

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Hellslayer
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Postby Hellslayer » Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:19 am

Monkey 2256 had the high ground. Monkey 2255 underestimated his power and tried it.
"Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.”



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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:23 am

Monkey 1 opened fire on monkey 2254 who he had a grudge on.
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Postby Baloo Kingdom » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:04 am

Monkey 2253 shrunk to oblivion
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